Arrogant

This is my little boy Duncan, who is four.  I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a child with so much confidence and scorn on such a young person.

a small child looking into the camera with contempt.He frightens me at times.

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Eventful Time

Things seem to be looking up for me at the moment, there have been some exciting things happening.

As any regular readers of the site might know, I was made redundant from my position as court security officer at the Hexham Magistrates Court back in April, when the current government in its “crackdown on crime” decided to close the court and move all the business to Newcastle.

I personally thought that was a ridiculous decision, not simply because it put me out of a job, but because the nature of the court area meant that for some court users who are dependant on public transport, attendance at a court for whatever reason would require an overnight stay in a hotel.

Anyway, enough of that.

Personally it was probably a good thing for me that I stopped working there, I was becoming lazy and complacent – it was all too easy to just turn up, switch my brain off for the day then go home. That isn’t good for me, I need things to do.

A few weeks ago now, the local job center rang me up and told me to apply for a job they had found. It was a position as a web developer with a fairly local company which works with biometric security products. Really interesting, cutting edge products.

To be honest, I didn’t hold much hope in getting the job, but I put in for it anyway.

A couple of days later, I got a call from the company, asking me to come in for an interview.

The interview went fairly well, but I still felt I had little chance of getting the job – there were other people to be interviewed later and again, while the position seemed like a good one, I didn’t think I stood much chance of being selected.

Couple of weeks passed, in one of which I received a call from the company saying they were still in the selection process and to just hang tight.

Then on the 24th of last month, I got a phone call, would I mind answering a few more questions over the phone please?

Of course not. I answered the questions as best as I could, hung the phone up and thought “Ahh well.”

Quarter past five that night, the phone rang again. Would I be interested in taking an initial three month probationary contract with a view to making it a permanent position at the end of that contract?

Of course I would. I start on Monday 5th of December. I’m excited, nervous, terrified and strangely confident. I’m excited about the challenge, nervous about meeting all these new people, terrified I’ll find I have been fooling myself with my ambitions of moving into IT, but confident in a strange kind of way as well.

When all is said and done and the moment is upon you, you just have to move, don’t you? If you move with confidence and allow the other emotions to temper you rather than rule you, that critical first step stands a much better chance of landing properly, rather than collapsing and tripping you over.

I’m not planning on tripping over.My period of being gainfully unemployed is at an end.

The projects I have been working on I will still be working on. The deadlines I have set are still deadlines I am aiming for.

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Usurping my opinion

Yeah Unison, I’m looking at you.

I’m also looking at the councillors who say “I think I speak for everyone” as well as every noisy busybody who feels they need to inflict their outrage on the general public, justifying their tyranny by assuming I and thousands of others agree with them.

In general, no, I wasn’t offended by Clarkson’s comments. Thats what Jeremy Clarkson does, he voices overblown right wing opinions which are intended to provoke controversy. Sure enough, it emerges a couple of days later that the joke was scripted and BBC producers had cleared it.

No, I don’t think Christmas lights in November make everything look jolly. I think they rob the Christmas of its festivity and anticipation, making me dread the entire festive season, because of its enforced goodwill. Come on guys, wake up. Two months of anticipation is 1/6th of my life taken up by fucked up Christmas decorations and false smiles.

We all know Christmas is in December, leave the decorations in their boxes until at least the 10th of December. Two weeks is enough, surely?

There is lots more.

While I completely understand and despise racism and homophobia, I dont believe racists and homophobes who voice their opinions should be arrested.

Why not?

Well for a start, that old saying “Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me” actually has some truth to it.

If racists and homophobes go so far as to assault the objects of their ire, or incite people to assault them, then of course, may the unrelenting force of the law be called down upon them.

But personally – and I’m not speaking for anyone else here – I dont really care what colour a person is, or what they do with their genitals.

Pigmentation really is skin deep, except for certain rare blood diseases (Sickle cell anemia, if you were wondering).

As for what people do with their genitals, so long as they do it with consenting adults, whose business is it really?

Enjoy life, really.

More importantly though, I believe the key to defeating these shortsighted and I believe erroneous views lies in education.

If people aren’t allowed to air their negative opinions, how in the hell can they be remonstrated with? Arresting someone for voicing their opinion, regardless of what their opinion is, sounds a lot like thought police to me.

What I’m asking for here is a bit of common sense please. I’m probably not going to get it, I’ll just sit here despairing at the nature of our society to allow itself to be led around by the noisy minorities. The essence of this wonderful, mixed up, multicultural western civilisation will be diluted to beige by these humourless people who fail to discern a joke from an opinion and an opinion from a scientific fact.

My opinion is my opinion. Don’t you dare try to force your opinion on to me, or assume you speak for me. You don’t.

*Incidentally, if you are homosexual, please dont keep telling me. I’m not, and I dont care if you are. Really. Just be satisfied in yourself. Congratulations and all that, I can appreciate how hard it must have been to come out and tell people. Really though, once you have established the gayness, we are pretty well all on the same page. Refer to your partner as your wife/husband, thats all good, thats what people do. Just don’t keep on about it.

You didn’t have a gay marriage (unless you are using “gay” in its classical sense) you had a marriage. A pedant would say you formed a civil partnership, whatever. The heart and soul of what you did is the same, regardless of whether you are bisexual, heterosexual, homosexual, transexual or just curious.

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My first go at Jupiter

Anyone who’s at all been following this blog with its spotty updating and almost random subject matter may be aware I have a couple of long term interests I have recently had the ability to take up, astronomy and photography.

The general idea has been to relearn the basics of photography and get some sort of idea what I’m doing before diving in to a potentially complicated and difficult niche area of photography, which is most certainly what astrophotography can be called.

That said though, there are some objects in the night sky which I would quite like to be able to take the equivalent of “snapshots” of and Jupiter is very definitely that.

So, this is my first go.

an image of Jupiter as it appeared on 27-11-2011 at around 2300GMTProbably worth pointing out that this is slightly more complicated than the average snapshot.

This image is in fact a composite of 5 images of Jupiter which were all taken about ten seconds apart.

I opened each of those photographs in Photoshop and using the opacity mixer, I stacked each of the images on top of each other so they lined up nicely.

There is a little more photoshop trickery in there which I used to brighten the image and reveal two of Jupiters moons; Io is the small dot below and to the right, Ganymede is the small dot above and to the left of the main planet.

I say photoshop trickery, let me assure you that everything you see in that image came through a camera first, nothing has been added.

Below is a 100% crop of the image. It seems that one of my alignments was off by a few pixels, I’ll have another go tomorrow.

Crop of the above image, showingjust the area of interest of Jupiter, Io and GanymedeA couple of notes about this image. As you can see, it is a little fuzzy, showing not much detail.

That is down to a couple of different things.

The first thing I am going to blame is me. I’m new to this sort of thing and as I said above, astrophotography is a tricky niche of photography. Getting an object which is just about one billion kilometers away into perfect focus is a very much a learning process.

The second thing is my gear. I should note here, I have a ten inch Newtonian telescope  (in the above link, you can see my two sons peering into the business end) which has an F ratio of about f4.7. Isaac Newton would happily have murdered entire populations to get his hands on such an instrument. When I think about what the scientists of the past did with the technology they had, I am humbled by them and in awe at the privelige I have been given.

No, my complaint is not about my telescope. My complaint is more about the mount it sits on. I use what is called a Dobsonian mount which is a very simple and stable Altidude-Azimuth mount reknowned for its stability and ease of use. It is a pure observing mount, taking photographs using a telescope mounted on one is very difficult, as I found out tonight.

Wobbles, bounces, orbital movement and jiggles in position are all nicely compensated for by the eye when using one of these mounts. When a camera is attached though, the slightest movement is magnified, making it very difficult indeed to get a decent focus.

The third thing I’ll blame is the atmosphere of the earth. and the light pollution I get around Corbridge. It isn’t aqs much as some, but it is definitely there and it has its own effect.

Still, all bitching aside, I’m fairly happy with my first go at Jupiter. I now have a a few additions to my christmas list, which I’ll have to see about.

 

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Evil haxxors

Some bottom feeding oxygen thief of a hacker tried to hijack this site on the 13th of November and may well have succeeded in infecting some people’s computer between then and now.

I can do no more than let people know it happened and apologise for it.

I was alerted to it by a fellow twitterer @OregonMJW, when I sent her the link to a page on the site and she told me her anti-virus gave her a malware warning.

First chance I got, I visited the site on my computer (I’m usually on my phone for it) and sure enough, I got a malware warning as well.

Attempting to access the admin section of the site gave me the same problem.

The only thing I could think to do was open up a ftp client and start poking around with that, which I did and discovered that whoever it was, they did the nasty deed on the 13th of November at around 08:28 am.

What they had done was add a line of code which would open up something called an iFrame (something which can be a very useful tool when used legitimately) on every page on the site called “index.php” or “index.html”.

The iFrame, when opened, was set to be just about unnoticeable, at 1 pixel high by 1 pixel wide, but was just enough to open a connection to a nefarious website and potentially infect a computer with software to do I have no clue what. Nothing good though.

In any case, I’ve gone through the website with a fine toothed comb and removed the offending code. I’ve compared the files on the webserver with a known safe version of the files on my computer and everything seems just fine for now.

I’ll be raising a query with my webhosts though, because it wasn’t just this site which was hacked, it was every site I have on my account – and I have a few, of various types.

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First lunar photo

As some of you may or may not know, I’ve been pretty interested in taking some pictures of the wonders I see through my telescope. Not necessarily full on long exposure astrophotography, but little ten second exposures which are enough for me to say “I’ve seen that”.

Well, through the week, I managed to pick up a T-Ring adapter which was the last item I needed in order to start taking snapshots of the sky.

First target? Well, it had to be the moon, really didn’t it? Its right there, its glare stopping me from seeing a lot of the other stars and clusters I might want to have a shot at and as I suspect I am not the first to find, it presents its own challenges. Talk about those another time though, here is my very first moon image.

An image of the moon.

  • Canon EOS 1100D;
  • 1/50th Second Exposure;
  • ISO200;
  • 12/11/2011 – 19:30:31
  • RAW.

Minimal processing, adjusted curves to get rid of the massive amount of haze surrounding it.

Not perfect, but all in all, I’m pretty happy with it.

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Iridium Flares

My little patch of Northumberland had a fairly busy sky last night between 17:30 and 18:00, which I suspect not many people noticed.

I wouldn’t either, were it not for a really useful little application called Heavens Above, which takes information from the Heavens Above website and creates alerts on my phone whenever something interesting is about to happen.

I’d been browsing through the upcoming list of satellite events when I noticed that not only did we have an ISS (International Space Station) pass coming up at 17:30, we also had Iridium 84 flaring to near maximum brightness of magnitude -8.0 at 17:50:09, followed 23 seconds later by Iridium 91 giving us a magnitude -6.0 flare.

Also, I was informed by David Dickinson, another astro fan I talk to on Twitter that the Russian freighter spacecraft Progress, on a resupply mission to the ISS would follow the ISS about 18 minutes after the ISS had passed overhead. Whether I would be able to spot the Progress craft was debatable, it probably wouldn’t be as bright in the sky as the ISS was.

So, we had the ISS, followed 18 minutes later by Progress then around two minutes after that, two very bright Iridium flares. Busy sky indeed.

I decided at the very least I was going to have a shot at getting a photo of the ISS and then trying to catch the two iridium flares in the same exposure.

I’ve had previous attempts at getting shots of the ISS and found I didn’t like the star trails I got with a long exposure of it, so I decided earlier in the day to break out the EQ1 mount I had bought a while back, for just this sort of scenario.

The problem I had though, was that in order to eliminate star trails, I had to align the mount to the Celestial North Pole, so the motor on the mount could keep the camera tracking at a rate which would negate the earths rotation. Usually a fairly simple job in the Northern Hemisphere, since the NCP is within a degree of Polaris, which is the brightest star in the constellation Ursa Minor.

I was doing it during the day though, so I had to be a bit less precise. I used a compass instead and made a careful guesstimation as to what the correct angle should be for the polar axis of the mount.

Equatorial Mount plus DSLRFor the ISS pass, everything seemed to go pretty much as planned, except for one small detail.

I had the camera set up in time for once, I was warm, it was dark enough, there were only minimal clouds overhead, I was hopeful of a decent pass.

I needed to think about camera settings though. I decided on an ISO setting of 200 and for some ridiculous reason, an aperture of F/16. As someone commented on Twitter afterwards “F16? Isn’t that the ‘witnessing an atomic detonation’ setting?”

a sky with some stars

Nothin' to see here, certainly no ISS.

Believe it or not, that image above is a 96 second exposure of the ISS passing overhead. However, that ridiculous aperture setting means the camera had no chance of catching more than the occasional stray photon, which explains why you can’t see the ISS in it.

In search of a silver lining though, there are a couple of stars in that image which show remarkably small trails, which indicated that my alignment through the day was at least adequate.

Shame about the complete lack of an ISS trail though. Still, lesson learned, when it comes to that kind of shot,keep the aperture as wide as possible and the ISO as low as possible.

So, time for the two Iridium flares.

Iridium 84 was expected to flare at 45 degrees Altitude, 172 degrees Azimuth. Iridium 91 was expected to flare at 45 degrees Altitude, 173 degrees Azimuth.

That means, looking at a compass, I needed to point the camera pretty well due south at a 45 degree angle to the horizon and I should catch it.

So it proved to be as the image below shows. There are both of the flares, side by side, one a little brighter than the other. Success!

Iridium flares in a dark skyI’m not going to claim a complete success, since there are a couple of problems with the image.

It may be that the batteries for the mount motor need changing, they are fairly old and well travelled. They were a bit hitty-missy earlier in the day, it seems they were during this shot as well.

Also, next time I have to leave the camera pointed like that for more than a minute or so, I’ll cover it with a cloth. I didn’t want to put the lens cap on because it would disturb the focus, but putting a cloth over the camera would have prevented the minor dewing up of the lens which has made the stars look a bit out of focus.

All in all though, I’m pretty happy with that! My first attempt at catching Iridium flares seemed to come out well. Couple of lessons learned, an interesting image (for me, anyway) and an entertaining half an hour outside looking at what man has put into the sky.

Fabulous stuff.

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Top Table Prepared

I’m finding more and more opportunities to practice with my camera – I’ve decided to pretty well adopt the policy that if I go out somewhere, the camera comes with me.

I can’t say I’m a fabulous photographer, but I think I’m starting to get a bit of an eye for images which please me, if no one else.

This image is of the top table of the festive board, which usually takes place after any ritual has been performed in the temple upstairs.

The top table is usually occupied by the Master of the lodge, along with the Director of Ceremonies and a couple of other officers of the lodge, as well as any vistors the Master has invited specially.

Essentially, whatever ritual is to be performed takes place, then everyone troops downstairs for a decent catered meal and usually too much to drink, all accompanied by a fair bit of banter and a chat. A series of toasts and speeches are made, then the formal portion of the evening is comple. Those who choose to, stay behind and have a few more drinks and a chat.

Its a pleasant evening out, usually.

A long table set for a formal dinner

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Junior Warden – Hextoldsham No. 5577

Not something I spend a lot of time talking about really, since I believe the spiritual aspect of a person isn’t something which needs to be blarted about all over the place.

My beliefs are my beliefs and your beliefs are yours, to inflict mine onto you or vice versa would be to express a lack of respect in each others most personal thought processes.

Anyway, I’m not pushing anything here, simply expressing my pride and pleasure in what is to me both an achievement and a challenge for the year ahead. You see, last month, the new Master of Hextoldsham Freemasons Lodge, No. 5577, of which I am an active member, asked me to take on the role of Junior Warden of the lodge.

An ornate ceremonial chair in a freemasons lodge.

My new occasional chair within the lodge. Surprisingly, it isn't as comfortable as it looks.

For the non-freemason, there are three secondary officers within a freemasons lodge and three principal officers. There is also another official position which curiously, is generally occupied by a freemason who is not a member of the lodge in question.

That curious position is known as the Tyler, or Outer Guard.

The three secondary officers of the lodge are – in order of rank – Inner Guard, Junior Deacon and Senior Deacon.

The three principal officers are – again, in ascending order of rank – Junior Warden, Senior Warden and Master of the Lodge.

Taking a position as one of the principal officers in the lodge is a fairly important step for any freemason, since it places him within two years of becoming Master himself.

It’s known as the promotion ladder. As soon as you take up a position in the lodge, you have your feet on it, but when you get to one of the Warden’s seats, you are starting to get to the pointy end.

The Junior and Senior Deacons have fairly active roles within the temple itself, leading candidates around on a prescribed course, assisting the candidate with various parts of ritual and ensuring the candidate doesn’t trip over himself. More to it than that of course, but thats a rough description.

The Wardens on the other hand have been through the Deacon’s positions and are expected to be able to perform large tracts of sometimes complex ritual from memory, delivering it in a confident manner and ensuring everyone in the room can hear it.

The Master however has the most difficult and complex pieces of ritual to learn. A lot of it doesn’t flow particularly well, either on the page or off the tongue and can be a real challenge to commit to memory.

When it all comes together though, the various degrees and the rituals which surround them can come together in a very thought provoking way, which is in its most concentrated form, the essence of what freemasonry is all about.

You might hear people describing freemasonry as a religion. It very definitely is not. I would have great difficulty in subscribing to it if it were.

Freemasonry doesn’t distinguish between any of the world’s organised religions when it comes to membership. I have a running debate between myself and some other freemasons as to whether followers of some of the animistic religions would be permitted entry, but on the whole, the consensus even to that question is “Yes, they would”. The reason they would is because most belief structures have at their heart a central creator being of one type or another. That is all freemasonry requires.

Does that make me a creationist?

No, it doesn’t, I’m an amateur astronomer/scientist. For me to be a creationist would be ridiculous.

I can’t really express how I’ve managed to square this aspect of myself away with my passionate belief in the scientific process, except to say that I have and I’m honest enough within myself to be happy with it.

The best I can do is to say this: I believe Mankind (and that includes Womankind as well) cannot exist on a purely physical level. There has to be a spiritual level to him as well. That spiritual level most certainly does not have to be dictated by any of the myriad of organised religions such as the Roman Catholic, Protestant or Islamic organisations out there. Equally certainly, it is not subject to having the belief structure imposed on it by some frothing fanatic who bullies a person on the street or even worse, a persons front door.

To me, the spiritual aspect defines how a person works within his conscience. It defines the sense of right and wrong as well as when the rights and wants of an individual must bow to the rights, wants and needs of the society the individual exists within.

On Wednesday night, I will be taking part in a First Degree ceremony, where our lodge initiates a new member into its ranks. Taken as a whole, the ritual is demanding, complicated and thought provoking. My part of it as Junior Warden will partly be to deliver the following small piece of ritual, which serves well to state what freemasonry stands for on a personal level.

I’m not giving up any secrets by posting this. It is called the Working Tools of an Entered Apprentice Freemason.

I now present to you the working tools of an entered apprentice freemason. They are, the 24 inch gauge, the common gavel and the chisel.

The 24 inch gauge is to measure our work, the commen gavel to knock off all superfluous knobs and excrescences and the chisel to further render it fit for the hands of the more expert craftsman.

But, as we are not all operative masons, but rather free and accepted or speculative, we apply these tools to our morals.

In this sense, the 24 inch gauge represents the 24 hours of the day, part to be spent in prayer to the almighty god, part in labour and refreshment and part in serving a friend or a brother in time of need, without detriment to ourselves or our connections.

The common gavel represents the force of conscience, which should keep down all vain and unbecoming thoughts which might obtrude during any of the  aforementioned periods so that our words and actions may ascend unpolluted to the throne of grace.

The chisel points out to us the advantages of education, by which means we are rendered fit members of regularly organised society.

Freemasonry is really a personal journey, taken in the company of people you are happy to call your brothers.

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Crossing Your Fingers

Two small boys sitting in a cart crossing their fingers

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